He's gonna have man breath, and his poops won't smell good anymore.įrancine: Have you ever been beaten naked in a gym shower, Stan? One day, when I was showering after gym class, these mean pretty girls caught me and kept scrubbing me all over with soap. Who's the father? Touching your face all day with your greasy hands? įrancine: I'm not ready for Steve to make the change. Roger: Wow, Hayley, your cheek's pregnant. Hayley: I'm not using these! I'm never using these! Francine & Stan: No! Hayley (pointing to her small breasts): This is as big as they're gonna GET?! Hayley: I'm hideous! Francine: Honey, you can't even see it. Hayley: Whaddaya mean, "Every month"?! Francine: Honey, that's the glory of being a woman. Stan: Hey, what are you doing? Francine: I can't do it, man.
Remember I had that bumper sticker on the car for a while? Nobody honked. Stan: The only thing worse than a child going through puberty is being the parent of a child going through puberty. They're white as frickin' Christmas! It looks like Santa Town down there! And look at my pendulous nads! Every time I walk it's like a game of gnip gnop!
Steve: You think?! Well, I got my pubic hair back, a whole bunch of them. Steve: Why?! Stan: Looks like the boys in the lab made a mistake. Toddler Steve (calmly): I just wanna let you know, that I'm speaking calmly, but there's a tantrum brewing in me, the likes of which this mall has never seen. 1600 Candles Francine: Look at me, being escorted around town by this handsome little gentleman.
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